How to survive any kid's birthday party!
Plan for everything.
Kids are pretty much walking Murphy’s laws. Everything that can happen, WILL happen. Prepare for anything! Start with a hat that protects them from harmful rays. You’ll save yourself the trouble of a fussy, sunburned child.
Kid’s don’t need ponies or special appearances by Mickey Mouse for their birthdays. A few simple toys here and there will make them just as joyous. Better yet, get them a quality shirt that can withstand the wildest child.
Help the parents have a good time.
Open Bar, ‘Nuff Said.